Spin Class

Why I Thought I Would Enjoy Spin Class: Only 30 Minutes Upbeat Music Other people seemed to like it You can sit down! But it still counts as working out!!! What could possibly go wrong? You heard it here first: absolutely everything went wrong. Why I Actually Thought Death Was Upon Me During Spin Class: All of […]

This Isn’t Working Out

I am giving fitness my best shot. Or at least a shot. Taking group classes like barre, yoga, pilates, and basically anything that doesn’t require large amounts of cardio, has been an interesting experience. Most instructors are great motivators. Seeing the perfectly toned, tanned, pinnacle of #health, usually motivates me to stop dreaming about pasta long enough […]